Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Sext me about skeletons
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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