He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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