lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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