My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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