I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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