Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
