so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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