im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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