Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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