Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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