No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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