I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's no shave November. This is our time.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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