the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
nutella sex= disaster
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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