But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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