quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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