The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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