Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize