He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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