pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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