GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
