so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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