idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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