she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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