Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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