Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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