i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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