I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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