Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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