So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Randomize
