can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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