he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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