Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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