You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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