some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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