sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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