Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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