Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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