sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
handjob tips. give me some.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Randomize
