My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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