I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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