I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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