We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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