He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I AM VODKA MAN
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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