we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
oh god the rape fog is back!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
