Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if only i could text you this smell
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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