I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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