not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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