You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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