so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Found the puke drawer
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
