You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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