He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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