dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
