No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It was confusing and full of hummus
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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