wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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