are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think your dad took our porno
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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