I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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