TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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